No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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