so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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