she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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