Already got asked if we're dating
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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