Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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