ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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