..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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