why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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