4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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