fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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