yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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