All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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