So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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