she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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