If that was your dad, he is hot
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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