I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
