THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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