How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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