How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it's like iHOP with fire
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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