She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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