I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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