i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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