There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
