I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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