yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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