Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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