Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
worst night to have a conscience
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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