literally had 100 drinks last night.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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