i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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