Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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