Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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