So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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