I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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