Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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