You just made me feel so damn special
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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