I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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