He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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