Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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