I just made out with a guy for $7.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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