every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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