I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My pussy is not your playground.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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