And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I want her autograph on my taint
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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