You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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