I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
