remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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