as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Will exercising make me less horny?
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