You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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