Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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