Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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