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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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