Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
honey bunches of taint.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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