My room smells like vodka and shame
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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