i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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