Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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As shirtless as possible
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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