my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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