Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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