ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
