I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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